Let’s go buy vampire teeth
So I can pretend to bite you
And you can pretend to scream
And we can dance by the river
Because that’s what people wearing vampire teeth do
I think
And we can talk about flying around town
And scaring little kids
But we won’t
Because we were too often scared of things far worse
Than being undead
We can live forever
Pretending
This way
And it will be great
And we can buy sheep’s blood
To suffice
And be accepted into mainstream society
Until one day we get weak
And we kill your neighbor
And it’s all over the news
And they hunt us down
And we say
We’re only pretending
And they say
It’s time to stop
You can’t live forever
They say
You can’t live forever.